Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Snap

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

*SNAP* Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good!

by zjoshuac May 1, 2019

snap cap

(noun) a dummy round, typically used while training with a firearm to avoid potential damage to a firing pin. Often has a spring-loaded dummy primer in the case of center-fire guns.

If you don't have a snap cap for your .22, you can use a yellow drywall anchor.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022

Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

Snap & Crackle

No Pop. Emerging music genre

Jane: I love the new Sara Jade song ! What genre of music do you think she is?

John: Snap & Crackle......No Pop.

by Franklin T Rizzo December 5, 2020

ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....

Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....

by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016