SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011

Snapped

You owe me 9,000 hope you enjoyed your 3 hours . Had fun driving you alone to your hotel.

Bye

Snapped

by Sean Starkey January 11, 2019

add me on the snap

A phrase dimmit people use

"Add me on the snap my Snapchats litt"

by Awsome lala June 20, 2017

drink snap

When you send a drunk snapchat (picture/video/message) to a person. Not being aware of that you said.

Ex boyfriend: why did you send me a drink snap last night?

by show your demonds no fear March 6, 2016

wrap and snap

The act of wrapping your legs around a someones neck and snapping it in orgasm

She did the wrap and snap on jake damm lilly savage

by Kuttes March 8, 2017

Snap a Nard

Lose your mind.

She 's gonna snap a nard if she sees him kissing that other girl.

by B1711 June 7, 2018

views snap

When you're showing where you are by just moving the camera all around the room, showing everyone you are with

"Omg did u see where jess was yesterday?!?"

"Yes!! I saw her views snap at Disney World"

by Dogsdoingyoga October 28, 2017