Florida Swamp Slinger

The act of penetrating an anus of the female type with an erect penis or dildo (if lesbian) and then pulling out and slinging the contents on the backside of the female you are penetrating. Usually consisting of fecal matter, lube, spit, sweat, peanuts, corn, the meal she had 6 hours earlier, and semen.

Yo bro, i was getting bored with my sex last night, so i performed the "florida swamp slinger" on my now ex girlfriend.

by thatonebro March 28, 2011

SLONG

Short for SLOW SONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.

by dave April 24, 2003

sponge monkey

A discriptive word or insult towards a very large women who suffocate men while taking part in sexual intercourse.

"you are a fucking sponge monkey, fat ass"

by vagagaga January 6, 2008

Spongebob Squarepants

A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.

1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants

2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!

by Deadasadodo August 1, 2012

Sponge

A nickname for a small, random female person.

Hey Sponge, you are too damn short!

Hayley, your new name is Sponge cause you are small and random.

by ¿Uno? May 18, 2005

Spongebob

When you are with a women and having relations and when you are about to come, you do it in her socks and then she puts them on.

Last night I gave her a 'spongebob' and she didn't know until she put her socks on to leave

by Rook360 October 14, 2008

The SpongeBob

The 'SpongeBob' look, taken from the the character name and American animated T.V series/ Media Franchise,'SpongeBob SquarePants'.It is used best to describe someone who has a square shaped upper body with no waist, but very skinny legs. Hot on the heals of the Muffin Top due to the low rise jeans explosion, this is a look that should be avoided at all costs!

"you have such fantastic legs..but that outfit makes you look a bit SpongeBob.."
"Those metallic leggings are fierce!!..but the jumper on top makes you look too SpongeBob!"
The SpongeBob is NEVER a good look ladies (or gents).

by Miss Marvel November 10, 2008