Salad on Bread

A sandwich that does not contain meat and thus is not considered a sandwich. Salad on Bread is often served in over priced hippie establisments and are revered by hipster doofus's. Peanut Butter and Jelly and Grilled Cheese are the only two meatless sandwiches that are not considered Salad on Bread. Besides these two examples, any meatless sandwich is considered salad on bread. This is oft a hotly debated topic

Why didn't you get a real sandwich? That looks like salad on bread!

by Thomas Joslin November 9, 2008

Salad fingers

When you finger a girl who has got a bush (unshaven vagine)

Bro I got salad fingers from Brooke Kenny

by Samcrook20 December 29, 2019

hood salad

Slang for weed

Let's go pick up a hood salad and get high af! Weed marijuana ganja devils lettuce

by IAMDgod November 30, 2016

Robo Salad

In the year 2000 when man eating robots have wiped out the human race, Robot's will only have this lovely snack to enjoy.

"Robot Butt holes"

"Mecha toss my Robo salad"

by tuggles March 9, 2010

Sandy Salad

Giving oral sex, gagging on the cum, and vomiting an entire meal of spinach salad on the recipient.

Do you want me to spit or swallow? Neither I want you to make me a Sandy Salad.

by JobGr33n September 20, 2020

30 Salad

A full 30 rack of assorted cans of beer. Most commonly a consolidation of leftovers from a party.

We bought 200 beers for the party, and all we have left is this 30 Salad.

by PabstBlueRotgut January 5, 2011

salad date

It's more formal than a coffee date but less formal than a dinner date.

So uhh Sally, you wanna go on a salad date tomorrow?

by RedDevilScreamQueen January 6, 2016