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cad sandwich

The act of being raped by a football coach and a basketball coach at the same time, and liking it.
" woah, matt just got a cad sandwich"

" bet he loved it "
cad sandwich by bigdrew69 May 31, 2014

two- finger sandwich 

when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.
dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl

dirty sandwich 

a dirty sandwich is simply two pieces of bread, meat of your choice, cheese, and "homemade" mayo which is ejaculated onto one piece of bread.
"Dude, she ate my dirty sandwich!"
"Niiiice"
dirty sandwich by Titsmcgrit June 29, 2011

change sandwich 

In various food delivery professions, when someone pays you in exact change, puting bills in your hand with small change on top, and then puts the tip over it. Resulting in bills on the top and bottom with change in the middle, and inevitably spilt change all over the place when you try to pocket it.
Damnit, that bitch on west 82nd always pays in change sandwiches. I always end up spilling quarters all over the place.
change sandwich by Tim Branin January 13, 2007

Slutty Sandwich 

A delicious sandwich likely due to increase ones risk of heart attack due to an extreme amount of grease, ranch, bbq sauce, or other dankness. It is generally sloppy, reserved for both open and closet fatties.
Bill "Yo, that looks like a really slutty sandwich"
Ted "Word, i think I'm gonna need to take a nap after this"
Bill "you are such a fatty"

Cheeseberry Sandwich 

A cheese sandwich with a layer of strawberry jam for good measure.
Bread good... Cheese good... Strawberry jam good... Cheeseberry sandwich mmmmm