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Perfect Storm 

When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).
Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.
Perfect Storm by darkdaven December 27, 2007

two percenter 

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
two percenter by murph January 26, 2005

Present perfect tense 

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.
- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

perfect girl 

she laughs @ everything,she must have medium brown hair,she plays soccer and is a defender,she is outgoing,and likes to talk alot,and is a little complicated at times
Kandace is the most perfect girl.
1. audrey amazing heavenly

2. something that is good in every way, shape, and form

3. something or someone that is flawless
1. a burger from 5 guys is delicious

2. something delicious is perfect tasting
perfect by philip nader April 22, 2008