by Bri$ March 10, 2018
Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
Similar to buck-passing. To avoid responsibility for direct communication and admitting how one really feels in-favour of benign hacking of a lover's social-media to disclose how one feels.
-- He could never figure-out how, if her overtures were genuine, why they were random, like if she WERE really interested, why not contact him directly rather than leave it to chance whether he heard her or not!!
-- Yeah, I understand that his brain went into a feedback loop later, as to how she could be so generous as to make him that offer, but so miserly as to be inflexible.
-- Did they try to connect?
-- Yeah, but it was a comedy-of-eros, only not so funny. Anyone who knows his history would understand why he was scared and tentative, but she was closed to those icebreaking freeze-ups.
-- So why not communicate directly?
-- Oh he did, eventually, to take responsibility for making things work, but she has challenges doing that. The closest she has come so far is, it SEEMS, to hack his posts, and edit out whatever she doesn't like, leaving what she thinks by implication.
-- So he suffers daily for his mistakes -- he's crazy about her -- and more than he deserves, but yet she resorts to hack-passing?
-- Yeah, I understand that his brain went into a feedback loop later, as to how she could be so generous as to make him that offer, but so miserly as to be inflexible.
-- Did they try to connect?
-- Yeah, but it was a comedy-of-eros, only not so funny. Anyone who knows his history would understand why he was scared and tentative, but she was closed to those icebreaking freeze-ups.
-- So why not communicate directly?
-- Oh he did, eventually, to take responsibility for making things work, but she has challenges doing that. The closest she has come so far is, it SEEMS, to hack his posts, and edit out whatever she doesn't like, leaving what she thinks by implication.
-- So he suffers daily for his mistakes -- he's crazy about her -- and more than he deserves, but yet she resorts to hack-passing?
by sukadog April 04, 2011
An elevated valley in a Mexican mountain-range frequented by large broad-winged scavenger-birds; I would love to hike through it (if I could).
Dunno why Simon & Garfunkel made such a big issue in their song about whether they could conquer El Condor Pass; if they didn't feel confident about making a strenuous hike, there is such a thing as chartering a helicopter.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018
by Tate (L-town) September 01, 2022
When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.
1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
by Dr. Huskapella February 25, 2019
Essentially the N-Word Pass but instead of black people, autistic people can have this, and say the r-word "retard".
by notryhards33 April 08, 2024