Toss the Pancake

Another word for masturbation.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm just going to stay in and toss the pancake."

by Kate Mathers May 9, 2012

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Denny's pancakes

When you dress up as a pancake and throw yourself on your partner after drenching them in syrup. HAve fun cleaning that shithe out of your hair.

"i didnt realize u were talking abt the restaurant and i thought 'denny's pancakes' was some sort of sex term"

by cass-sass March 6, 2017

throwing my pancake

When you’re fucking real hard and then you cum inside her ass and continue to fuck with your floppy, sticky pancake dick.

Dude last night I was throwing my pancake in your bitch
i was just throwing my pancake in Devin’s mom

by Wielder of chromosomes January 7, 2018

ranch on the pancakes

Definition 1: when someone pours ranch on pancakes.

Definition 2: when a man ejaculates on a flat buttocks.

Bro 1: did you have a good night with ole girl?

Bro 2: yeah i put ranch on the pancakes.

by Paradoxxx69 June 13, 2018

satan’s pancake

When you eat too much spicy food and just before you poop, you squeeze your butt cheeks together so that it comes out flat and fiery.

I ate a ton of peppers and created three separate Satan’s Pancakes out of my asshole.

by Echowood August 30, 2018

sex pancake

noun
1.a short, impudent, young adult who is sexually frustrated, bordering on homosexuality because of his inability to be "in" with the opposite sex.
2.someone with a problem with locker room showers and slip 'n slides.

1. After last night, I decided that Charles is a sex pancake.
2. He was such a sex pancake yesterday.

by Sex Muffin the 3rd December 12, 2006