Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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Hassle hogs

a hassle hog is where it smells so bad that people faint near by
its used for the army to raid chain houses and beat them like grapes - that is what a hassle hogs is thank you very much for taking your time to read this.
by toefu January 13, 2023
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Spawn Hogging

To kill ones character when they have spawned from a death in a multiplayer game.
When a players character dies and is killed immediatly after being respawned by another player who knows where the respawn site is.

General usage: "I just died and some fucking spawn hogger is killing me every time I respawn"

"I'm getting owned, I'm going spawn hogging"
by DarrenOB January 29, 2008
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crankin my hog

When you rev ur strait piped screamin hog down the innerstate makin librols angry.
Ive gone 3 days without crankin my hog and im itchin
by ElvizP February 02, 2025
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Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.
Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.
by Idon'tknowanymore December 24, 2022
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your dog is a hog

when your dog gets transformed into a hog
after the term "your family tree is lgbt"
this is a term that should not be used lightly
it is more powerful than "your cat is fat"
David: '"Your mom gay lol"
John: " Your dad lesbian"
David: "No u"
John : " Your granny tranny"
David: "your grandpap is a trap"
John: "No u lol"
David: "don't make me say it" "your family tree is lgbt
John: * welp* "I guess your dog is a hog"
* all thicc bois reunite and create a universe*
*david gets placed in it*
by david is done March 27, 2018
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Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
by DeclanThaddius December 09, 2020
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