Turd lock

A turd or piece of turd caught in a lock of hair typically an animal.

Aw shit the cat has another turd lock

by Mushishi February 23, 2020

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025

hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.

I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%

by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

Coldie Locks

A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.

It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.

Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"

by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024

sandra-locked

Any added element that ruins the whole.

Any Clint Eastwood movie costarring Sandra Locke. Movies that would otherwise have been awesome, but because they have been "sandra-locked" no suck.

by Rightwing June 28, 2008

Stun Lock

When, during sex, as the male is about to blow his load, the woman pulls out a tazer and zaps the guy, forcing him to nut inside.

Male 1: Yo, how was your night with Becky?
Male 2: Uhh.. yeah it was good. Until she stun locked me.
Male 1: Damn, that sucks bro

by GlitchedHeathenVA February 8, 2025