john degs

a fat piece of shit that wont stop talking about his buddy

john degs is fat

by swagcow January 23, 2018

wrong johns

noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".

You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."

Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".

by sam skrambel July 20, 2009

Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth

he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*

by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022

john cortes

giga chad (extremely extroverted)

you talk to other people like you are a john cortes

by xXGabinator69Xx June 21, 2021

Lawn John

A rare scenerio in which a neighbor plants flowers in a toilet bowl outside of their house for decoration and someone goes over (typically after midnight) to defacate uncontrollably in it for the homeowner to find it the next day.

see also: lawn John silver, flower plop, a steamy Brian, fertile terdle, house warming gift, midnight special.

"Man, that guy is a legend! He executed the rare Lawn John last night!"

by sneakyle June 21, 2017

John wade

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born

You have such a John Wade

by DaCLAW February 12, 2020

John Lagging

Drunk

When you are drunk you can be said to be "John Lagging"

"Steady mate, how many have you had?"

"Dunno but I'm absolutely John Lagging!"

by H0t J0n June 26, 2008