Funeral Noodles

A term used to describe a situation in which you know you know something and can't find or show it to your friends.

A lost cause

Friend 1 "Hey what was that song with the scene kids on the bus?"
(two minutes of looking later)
Friend 2 "I have no idea man, that's funeral noodles."

by Figgywigguns May 5, 2014

noodle

a long, but thin penis.

"I heard John has a noodle!"

by wrektdpussy2017 November 25, 2017

funky noodle

when something is soooo crazy and unbelievable that is is simply just funky noodle!!

jessica: i literally just exploded from drinking two whole bottles of milk!!

you: woah man that is funky noodle!!

by liurrrr November 28, 2023

Noodle

A term of fluff bunny endearment.

Eg. "Night Night Noodle....x"

by Alphebabet December 7, 2017

Bad Noodle

Jasmine

"That girl Jasmine is a Bad Noodle"

by Humbletramp February 28, 2025

Noodle Gazing

Ladies do this when on the prowl, scoping out potential male suitors, one night stands, and/or men to buy them drinks.

"Hello!? Amanda! Stop noodle gazing and take that shot!"
"Girl, you are noodle gazing hard core!"
"Did you score after all that noodle gazing you did last night?!"

by UpStateBronx December 15, 2008

limp noodle

lacking in both physical and mental toughness. a pussy.

me: look at our president! what a limp noodle!
president brandon: LFGB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah November 27, 2022