Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010

Muffandankles

Hairy muff and huge ankles.
Derived from the meaning 'bush pig' - had to many beers and she will do.

Ohh not another muffandankle

by ugly October 17, 2001

Muff rider

A male person, with a large head of hair, much like and afro.

Jesus, Jeremy should get his muff cut. Honestly, he's such a muff rider.

by Zack Weaver June 10, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode

your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage

by crazyace October 19, 2010

muffalo

The dick of a tranny

Did you hear that Matt road a muffalo lastnight?

by Da JAyniner December 30, 2009

Miss O'Muff

Miss O'Muff is the biggest bellend of biology teachers and gets stressed to easily. Lottie and amiee and kirsty love to terrorize her in science and make songs about her muff coz she wears massive bead necklaces and says that a shrew has a bigger surface area than an elephant. Wot a dick

"QUAIT a minute aimeeeeeeee and kirsteeeeeeee and lottieeeeeeee"

by Lottie February 3, 2005

muff brush

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it

i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009