Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.
She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.
by Pony tank 69 April 04, 2021
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crog log

Crog Log: someone that is always drunk 24/7 and if not they immediately start having withdrawals.
Matt: Have you met Chris yet?

Josh: No why?

Matt: Good hes an absolute Crog Log, dont let him near your fridge it will be empty in minutes.
by xXMRC00LXx8 October 22, 2018
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Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog
Your dog like log
by The real 100% legend 27 March 14, 2018
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet November 01, 2021
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tampon log

A log covered in used tampons and floppy dildos.
Man look at that tampon log
by kingmanthing November 15, 2016
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log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
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