when you are a pimp and your bitches are starting to get out of control by talking back at their pimp and not earing enough money or stealing your money so you jerk off a lot to "keep your pimp hand strong" and that way you have a strong hand and you also teach then=m not to fuck with you in a bad way
my hoes arent behaveing nicely so i will rent some porn movies to "keep my pimp hand strong" and teach the bad hoes whose the pimp around here
by pimp daddy dollars August 16, 2004
Get the keeping your pimp hand strong mug.Shortened version: A man goes into a whorehouse and says he's jaded and wants something completely different, so he's told to go into a room where he sees a chicken. He says, "What am I supposed to do with that?" He's told, "You're supposed to fuck it!" So he shrugs, takes his clothes off, and starts chasing the chicken around the room, but after 20 minutes, clawed, pecked and bleeding, he gives up. He walks out of the room and down the hall, where he sees a group of people looking through a window at a woman having sex with a donkey. "That's disgusting," he says. "That's nothing," one of the men says. "A few minutes ago there was a guy trying to fuck a chicken!"
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Thus the phrase, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Writer89 September 23, 2009
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1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
by Josiah Van Dien May 8, 2010
Get the keep my dick hard mug.When your man adjusts his junk before he puts on the tighty whiteys. It’s sexy as hell. I’m a big fan.
by Ewayne October 20, 2017
Get the keep this shit tight mug.A very nice man who likes to watch over the territory past his gate. He is very enthusiastic about Johnson's Jimmy.
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