Jordan

An extremely annoying, angry and obsessive person. Hates to be told he’s wrong and thinks the world is against him. Has a huge nose and often likes fake black music (e.g childish gamdini). Usually has one comeback, that being shit up and gets upset about almost everything. Often falls in love with a girl and then becomes obsessed. Don’t break a Jordan’s heart, you’ll never hear the end of it...

Oh no... Jordan’s coming...

Jordan by Mow-Lester October 31, 2019

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jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.

Imagine being Jordan Adams.

jordan adams by Lthanksman November 17, 2019

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Jordan

This guy is the creepiest motherfucker ever. If you ever meet one, run for the hills because he was probably stalking you already before you even met. And if you do know a Jordan and he's not creepy, just give it a bit of time and then he'll show his true colours of being a weird mf.

Person 1: Hey, have you met Jordan yet?
Person 2: Yeah, he was watching me outside my window last night.

Jordan by _cool_guy_69_ December 8, 2019

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Jordan

Jordan is a annoying, old looking, horny ass person. He has no chance in getting a good girlfriend and is no where close to being smart. He never shuts the fuck up.

person1: Jordan,shut the fuck up!

Jordan: Blah blah blah

Jordan by SHADOWBOI!!@## February 26, 2020