Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel 

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel is way of saying not to get worked up and to chill

Gabby-man if there isn’t any pumpkin pie it’s your fault

Gianna- gabby don’t get your pussy in a pretzel

Don’t get your pussy in a pretzel by MECHSandppp November 7, 2019

Don’t stick your dick in crazy 

A rule all men should live by if they don’t want to have their lives ruined.

Elon: Yo I just banged Amber Heard last night.

James: Yea I’ve banged Amber Heard before, do not recommend.

Elon: Why not?

James: did you see what she did to Johnny? She beat him, told everyone he raped her. Now he’s getting cancelled and his career is in the toilet.

Elon: Shit, I guess I didn’t follow the most important rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Don’t stick your dick in crazy by anonymous May 30, 2022

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire 

Dumbledore asked calmly

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Person Harry Potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire

harry potter did you put your name in the goblet of fire by anonymous September 14, 2021

Park your boat in turtle bay 

The art of sticking your penis in the arse of a female.

Guy 1: Did you pull last night?
Guy 2: Yes mate, she was filth!
Guy 1: Did she let you park your boat in turtle bay?
Guy 2: I didn't give her a choice!

Park your boat in turtle bay by Rob Philpot April 17, 2013

putting your puppies in the bath 

The act of squeezing your balls into the ass of a woman and the fucking her pussy with your dick. As you can imagan this is quite hard to do, just like putting to puppise in a bath tube. So that is it putting your puppies (balls) in the bath (ass).

Alex: 'That girl you went with last night a a wild rep any of it true?'

Graham: 'Yes, she loved anal and then she said to me put my balls in her ass and fuck her pussy, so I thought this is freaky but what the hell and gave it a try. Man its hard work to get your balls into a bitchs ass, they keep on wanting to pop out.'

Alex: 'So its like putting your puppies in the bath.'

Graham: 'Yep, so that rep is true my man.'

putting your puppies in the bath by littel jon April 12, 2007

Shove your face in shut 

Dress up your wife in cheap knockoffs and make her post with fish.

If you marry a loser, he’ll shove your face in shut

Shove your face in shut by Evil Inclination March 5, 2022

Your mother in a box

An insult to a persons mother that makes no sense. This insult is usually followed by the phrase, "Ooh, nigga you just got burned!"

Dude, Your Mother in a BOX!

Your mother in a box by Agentx170019972010q March 1, 2010