Cloth eared bint

From the definition of bint, a cloth eared bint would be a loose term for a stupid bloke who thinks that women aren't lisening to him. and he would be right. wench can also be applied, or so claire says. emma thinks claire and dave make ou go aaahhhhh. and hib thinks the same. hib makes emma go aahhh.

Dave: Come here Claire, you wench
Claire: Piss off, you cloth eared bint
Emma:Ditto, and stop going on about the zone in front of hib.

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

make your ears sweaty

To give oral sex to a woman

She spread her legs, and then I proceeeded to make my ears sweaty

by NecroVMX February 15, 2004

chubby thigh ear muffs

When a guy is going down on a girl and she clamps her chubby thighs together,squeezing his head and sealing his ears off leaving him virtually deaf,temporarily.

I can't hear shit when the wife gives me the chubby thigh ear muffs,

by wolfbait51 November 14, 2011

One ear out the other

Pretty much, you hear what they say but you really dont care, and you usually forget pretty quickly.

Person A: Damn this math class is boring.
Person B: I know right! This all goes one ear out the other for me.

by The_HMan October 16, 2021

stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.

Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”

by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021

kiss the lamb between the ears

It means when you ask someone to suck your dick. (Take out your pockets and those are the ears, then between is your dick)

Hey girl wanna kiss the lamb between the ears?

by fsggdfgf December 31, 2015

Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020