This Group Text

An SMS messaging group consisting of 4 homosexual men known as the irons as well as their friends and associates

Also they have big ole long cocks

I put this group text on do not disturb after I saw Norma jeans ass

by Hahdil May 20, 2019

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

pre-text

To text a bunch of people before you go out somewhere, so when you get there you'll get a bunch of replies. The goal of this is to appear popular and busy by getting a bunch of "spontaneous" texts when you are out with someone, at school, or anywhere.

Person A: "Wow that girl is popular!"

Person B: "Nah, Didn't ya notice all those texts were within 5 seconds of each other? Definitely a backfired case of pre-text!"

by Trampabay December 17, 2009

wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone

by Wet texting December 11, 2016

tyrannosaurus text

one who is more often than not texting while their real life friends try to communicate with them.

person1: hey liz, what do you think?
liz: ...........what?

person2: she wasn't even paying attention, she was too busy texting.

person1: what a tyrannosaurus text!

by panpan2 March 13, 2010

Text worthy

1. When something happens and you feel the need to text someone and tell them about it.

2. When you remember an old joke or some kind of insider, and you text a friend about it.

Jason: I just thought of the time you got pulled over for going 30 mph over the speed limit, and I was like dang that is so text worthy!
Adam: Haha, that was the scariest moment of my life!

by Tizz Mizzle July 13, 2007

morning textness

Refers to the condition in the morning when your fingers are swollen and you are not able to properly send a text. The condition results in excruciatingly slow typing and inability to properly hit the correct key.

Emily: Still u6p f8or thay jog right4 now?
Lois: Umm...yea i'm up for the jog. are you hungover or do you just have morning textness?
Emily: bo8th

by wisdomr March 10, 2011