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Pineapple Hairs

Another word for the leaves at the top of a pineapple.
Person one: “You should not eat the pineapple hairs”
Person two: “pineapple hairs??”
Person one: “look it up”
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Pineapple Hair

The leafy - plant thing on top of a pineapple.
Mentioned in Anix’s YT video, “building bloxburg in bikini bottom + FUNNY MOMENTS”.
by AnixIsTheBest June 16, 2020
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grandfather hair

A man’s longest pubic hair, the one that started to grow in first. For girls, this would be their grandmother hair.

Traditionally cut off and eaten in a last meal in specific First Nations culture, in soup or stew to celebrate the growth and life of the individual. In First Nations culture they call it Igrabaara (longevity follicle).
Example 1

Girl: Let’s get freaky tonight, babe!
Boy: Then you’ve gotta bite off my grandfather hair!
Girl: Yes, daddy! I’ll do anything you say!

Example 2

Our grandpa, Ikiiolio, is celebrating his final hours tonight, and is having his Igrabaara stew for dinner, as part of tradition.
by weenielover1939 April 14, 2019
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Hair shark

Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
by Greanbeen January 18, 2020
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Pineapple Hairs

The green stuff on top of a pineapple. Found in Anix on YouTube’s building bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS
Look at the pineapple hairs on this one!
by LeahLia14 June 16, 2020
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flair hair

Any person of a liberal bent who dyes their hair any unnatural fluorescent color, especially pink, purple or green and who exhibits hostile outbursts and general hatefulness toward anyone with a differing opinion, exhibits bouts of uncontrollable screaming and instability. Although rarely life-threatening, RUN!
Today, I saw a flair hair freak the fuck out at a dude for not wearing a mask.
by Mo Sol October 5, 2023
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hair knotzes

When your hair is been taken over and becomes unruly causing knots and causing horrible unspeakable things to happen to one's hair like how the nazis cause havoc .
Wow the hair knotzes have done a number on your hair
The hair knotzes make brushing my hair.... grrrr I hate knots HAIR KNOTZES
by jinxjax January 9, 2020
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