While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
by An e mouse May 25, 2018
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by Uncle rectum May 1, 2020
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by Dick cuckler April 6, 2017
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Jordan tried to trade me a gas station corndog for my truck. At first I thought he wanted to do bad things to my penor, but it turns out he is just poor as fuck and offered a corn dog for my truck.
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Get the atomic ass gas mug.When an individual sneezes, coughs, and farts at the same time. Due to a variety of gases escaping from different openings in the same individual, this phenomenon has been termed the stinky gas leak
"Damn bro, I ate some chipotle last night and right after I finished hitting the bong I had a stinky gas leak"
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