someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 03, 2011
When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"
"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
by Golf swinger on the daily December 16, 2016
a shorter version of fucking asshole. ussaually said because you cant say fucking asshole around some people
fudging a-hole i steped on a nail!
by sexi black chick July 09, 2010
by Zrlda June 11, 2013