flash-burn

A painful scorching of yer eyeballs caused by an exceedingly UNattractive female's briefly revealing The Merchandise to you, creating such shock and revulsion that it actually injures your unsuspecting retinas. Usually non-permanent, but can eventually cause significant damage if repeated and/or prolonged "exposure" is suffered.

I suffered an unexpectedly "revealing" encounter with a senile resident while visiting the local nursing-home, and so I hadda be rushed to the facility's infirmary with minor flash-burn.

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Flashe

One whom you fall in love with, and get into a serious relationship despite the both of you are already in a serious relationship with other people.

"Yo, man, what was you doin' kissin up on Sarah last night?" "Dude, it's all cool, she's my flashe." "I don't think Denise would much like that, but then again, she's had Mike as a flashe for about a year now"

by Hardtack August 29, 2018

Flash fall

When it's supposed to be fall, but barely any leaves fell and it's still hot. Then suddenly it gets cold and all the leaves fall at once

October 25th
Some dude: Why isn't it fall yet?
October 26th

Some dude: oh shit it's a flash fall

by The shitpope November 4, 2018

Flashing

The act of showing someone your privates out in the open when that someone doesn't exactly enjoy seeing them, in a quick and sudden move, hence its name
Unfortunately (or not, you have your own tastes) this is usually used when grown ass men do this to children
Don't be fooled, however, women ain't no saints in this area either
Note: long raincoats or bath robes are often used by flashers

Some dude was flashing kids in the park
The movie "Observe and Report" starts with a fat guy flashing helpless women in a parking lot

by Sisco in the Wild November 12, 2018

Flashbacking

The action of experiencing a flashback, or a memory of past events.

Person 1: OMG, They are flashbacking on Glee!
Person 2: This happens literally every episode, get with the program.

by vampir3b0y November 27, 2018

flashero

An argentinian expression to say that something or someone is crazy or it makes you freak out. It can also be used to say that someone its making things up or saying bullshit

“Es re flashera esa pelicula”
“Que decís, no seas flashero

by Yallhoes November 30, 2018

Flashlightmagnifyingglass

A phrase made up by 5th graders and used when trying to say fuck without actually saying it.

*stubs toe*

AW FLASHLIGHTMAGNIFYINGGLASS

by Jallllliiitallllllloooo December 1, 2018