Fake Birthday

When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.

*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*

Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"

*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*

Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."

WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.

by cbb33 January 21, 2010

fake laugh

how snobs and phoneys laugh

see californians

Magic Johnson fake laughs.

by xLnt December 9, 2003

fake friend

someone who is there for you and has you believing that they are your friend and then they ditch you completely. for some stupid guy who just wants in their pants.

that lauren is some fake friend.

by nunyobuissness94 April 17, 2010

fake woke

When you try to position yourself as woke to impress the people around you or when you actively go against facts and science to push your bullshit ideology

"Kunta kente hasta Amma lakem, my brotha! Vaccines kill people and give babies autism #staywoke"

"Shut up fake woke ass up."

---

"White genocide is real! They're trying to impregnate all our women! #stayawake #1488"

"The racists are trying to be fake woke now that we don't care about skin color anymore."

by catapillarman September 30, 2017

fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

fakefaggot

A 19 year old myspace whore, founder of Aesthetic Perfection, the "it" train on the myspace scene.

Like FakeFaggot is the shizz.

by Jack Cirrohsis February 23, 2008

Fake ass BITCH

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.

I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch

by MrIce May 22, 2015