Ugly duckling

A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.

Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless

“Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”

“Yeah man he has no hoes”

by coochiegucciluois July 17, 2022

Meatballs Decking

The shiniest decking on the planet, not even the size nutboys head could cover the the brightness. Legend has it that meatball would varnish it 4 times a day.

meatballs decking is shiny almost too shiny

by afvgneWDVWRNEGNWGBWR July 22, 2022

Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man

Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved

by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022

Chunky-Dunking

Synonym for Skinny Dipping. Implies more ample body types among participants.

Hey, you wanna go chunky-dunking in the river tonight?

by TheREALKida August 5, 2022

Airlock docking

The act of placing the Lips of Two Asshole against each other.

"Jessica, did you hear Johnny and Caleb were Airlock docking last night?"

"I fucking walked in on thek doing it, it was weird. It was like scissoring for men!"

"Damn that's nasty!"

by EsIstRüdy September 9, 2022

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022

Sweet Dicking

When two people that are interested in each other, hold long flirtatious conversations on the phone or multiple times throughout the day.

Man I spent all night sweet dicking on the phone.

by Yoo Baby December 18, 2022