Skip to main content

Dicking drunk

When a dude is getting dicked down after getting drunk
Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.

Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
mugGet the Dicking drunk mug.

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.
Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.
by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020
mugGet the Sleep drunk mug.

Drunk Allnighter

The greatest way to end up in the hospital.

In this challenge one must stay up 24 hours. Once it hits the 25th hour the contestant must drink a can of beer.

Once the contestant stays up 48 hours they have to drink Two cans of beer on the 49th hour

If you are able to survive past 72 hours and are able to drink 3 cans of beer without ending up in the hospital or die, you win.
Tommy: Hey Albert, do you want to pull a Drunk Allnighter?

Albert: Yeah, let's screw up our bodies.

Tommy: We got this. I'll buy the Miller Lite and you can buy the Heineken.

Albert: Great Idea.
by Anonomous4002 June 28, 2020
mugGet the Drunk Allnighter mug.

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.
“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”
by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020
mugGet the Drunk Misses mug.

drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
mugGet the drunk couch mug.

Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!
"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
by ae17 December 26, 2012
mugGet the Drunk Tab mug.

Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.
Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012
mugGet the Drunk Retention mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email