Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Flaming Dave

Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.

I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.

The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.

by Papashan April 1, 2016

Daving

The act of jerking off. Beating your meat. Being a sussy baka. Very haram. Repent.L

Yahya stop daving immediately!!!

by Jeff Johnerson Douglas March 3, 2023

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025

Dave Freeborn

the crustiest of the punk rockers

Dude i cant even get into the liquor store with all these dave freeborns everywhere!

by Eric Rigsby July 30, 2018

BIG DAVE

The American friend that doesn't understand British humour.

DR. GUCE is Big Dave

by I AM DR GUCE November 19, 2017