Paying the Dark Price

Shitting your pants.

Dude 1: Hey man thanks for covering my shift while I needed to go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: No problem.
Dude 1: Yeah man if it wasn't for you I would have been paying the dark price and paying for a new pair of jeans too.

by XtRedChaos June 21, 2017

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Dark Thirty

Long past dark. Much later than after dark.

The sun went down at eight. We were out until ten. We were out past dark thirty.

by Ranger Wordsmith August 03, 2015

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dark roast

To defecate in such a fashion that you may clog a jet turbine

"Wot r u up to m8?"
"Takin a dark roast laddie"

by Its Twinkie August 15, 2014

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Dark Arts

When a dog take a dump, also known as a dark fart

Maria: My life used to revolve around the dark arts
Mike: Cool

by SamuelsJackedSon December 04, 2021

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The dark ass

The dark ass is when a man shits into a girls asshole she then shits it into his mouth and he swallows it in one go. If he sicks it back out the she will have to lick it up.

She wanted to try something new for example the dark ass

by The_definition_master March 09, 2020

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