walk with the cousins 

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.

“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”

walk with the cousins by izzie127 November 28, 2019

DeMarcus Cousins III

The almighty "Professional Rawdogger" and the ultimate homie. Also known as JiDion, DeMarcus Cousins III does a little bit of trolling out in public and has been recognized by names such as Lizzo and even Granddad DeMarcus Cousins the First. DeMarcus Cousins III is the ultimate man and will not fail you when he is needed. ITS BIGGER THAN BLACK AND WHITE.

DeMarcus Cousins III: Fuck Tyrone!

Literally the entire world: Fuck Tyrone!

DeMarcus Cousins III by TheHolySampleText January 3, 2022

penis cousins 

a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.

You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!

penis cousins by octavius March 9, 2004

Wiener Cousins By Association 

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association

My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

Wiener Cousins By Association by celphchaos June 30, 2010

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day 

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August

Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.

National Slap Your Cousins Face Day by Eliooo August 12, 2021

Kirk Cousins 

When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over

Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!

Kirk Cousins by Rms51403 October 14, 2016