Candom

A rubber thing desinged like a condom, to put over your beer. Invented by college students, most people use them to be funny.

Dude why is you beer wearing a condom?

It's not, it's a candom

Oh okay

Practice safe sips use a candom one size fits all

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Condoleeza Rice

Most intelligent black woman in America. Also a piano virtuoso and current Secretary of State of the U.S. Not well liked by most Black Americans nor white liberals who seem to believe that every black person is required to play the role of the victim and is not entitled to have their own beliefs.

Condoleeza Rice is a beautiful, intelligent, successful, educated and talented black woman, and it is no coincidence that she is Republican.

by TruthMaster August 30, 2006

Condo

As I've seen it in my general opinion Condos are basically everything good about the world all put into that one location. Everything you could possibly want just put inside a excellent little Hotel they call a Condo. Now these "Condos" are what you'll find to be so called "Paradises" especially if they're in the West Coast of the United States.

Here is an Example of what you'll find in a Condo...

- Pools

- Suits

- Computers

- TVs

- EVERYTHING!!!

So the next time you think that Bill Gates is the "Happiest Man On Earth" think again. You know he is just bastardizing this whole world. Just know that there are people who are happier then him. So stop acting like a damn Sheep.

Condos are what should lead you to success.

by A-Suliven October 20, 2007

condor

A bird that has an appetite for small children and babies. Sometimes known to raise babies as their, but usually eat them once they get big enough.

A condor just swooped down and grabbed my baby from the backseat of my convertible! help me!

by dustin v (a.k.a) d-ruck October 26, 2005

condoleeza rice

A black woman supporting the white man's burden (at least in the Middle East). Rumor has it that she has the hots from George Dubya.

That Condoleeza Rice must have gotten her doctorate in Screwing Up Foreign Policy.

by Jason Kossmann October 22, 2006

Condor

Slang for a Twinkie, used to not attract attention of people who will steal your Twinkies.

Jason: Do you have my Condors?
Bailey: Yeah, I got the Condors.

by Marauding8_Antisec October 15, 2012

Candom

A condom so large, it fits over a standard can of soup. Typically used as a humorus method of demonstrating proper condom usage to teenagers.

So large, he could fit a candom.

by Masamune November 15, 2003