Buttholeism

The philosophy and mindset of being a butthole (also known as meany pants). To be or not to be is the question. But if you find yourself pondering this question, you probably are enacting the idea of of buttholism.

What is your problem Jerry?

"I'm sorry I'm just trying to practice buttholeism, so later I can show my wife."

by Buttholeism September 7, 2021

Butthole Sauce

The liquidity substance that pours/leaks out of anal cavity during and after one has received multiple anal cream-pies. Usually a combination of blood and semen, with the consistency of Siracha-ketchup.

Girl: Ugh, after last night’s rendezvous with all the guys, I’ve been leaking butthole sauce all morning!

by Krispykris September 13, 2021

Butthole after Taco Bell

pain

MY BUTTHOLE AFTER TACO BELL IS ON FIRE!
IT’S FUCKING BURNING! FIRE IS SPEWING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FLAMETHROWER!
SOMEBODY HELP!

by Pelasehalpmeh September 19, 2021

buttheir

A medical condition for your ass in which you grow a lot of hair. Very painful. Increases chances of COVID-19

Noah went to the doctor and found out he had buttheir.

by Elizabeth Elam September 22, 2021

Butthell

When your butthole is ravaged by years of digestive issues.

Examples include

- Constipation
- Anal prolapse
- Anal fissures
- Night terrors
- PTSD
- Casserole disorder

Friend 1 - “What’s wrong?”

Friend 2 - “My butthell”

by DDCS October 12, 2021

Buttcheese Blewitt

That guy in your workplace or school who always tells the wrong joke at the wrong time, often after drinking milk and releasing a silent-but-deadly dutch oven situation.

"Mark's brother sneezes a lot, we should call him Sneezle."
"WTF is wrong with you, Buttcheese Blewitt, he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. And, WTF is that smell? I think you need to wash your ass."

by El Mojo de la Tierra November 20, 2021

buttcheeks

something you stick your head in between of

mmm i love those buttcheeks

by melody money December 29, 2021