bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...

"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."

by thedickbutt April 20, 2014

Bump Hunter

One who seeks the bump. A pregnant woman seeker.

Whoa man, He's such a bump hunter!

by thomas9308 May 16, 2014

bump jumpin

Continuous one night stands

Now that he's divorced he's bump jumpin from girl to girl

by brock-o-mom December 13, 2014

Bumpering

The act of coming up close behind another driver whether one is in a hurry or just trying to be irritating.

That truck is bumpering me! They keep coming up right behind me too close and it makes me angry!

by Rikijon January 4, 2015

bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015

bump tacos

This is the act of two females slamming thier vaginas together.

Hey sally, wanna go bump tacos?

by ledzeppguy67 February 18, 2015

bumphing

instead of masturbating, one furiously rubs his dick on a mattress. usually he starts slow and quickens the pace after about 10 mins. Bumphing usually leads to long hard orgasms. The aftermath is usually a wet bed and a underside dickburn. Usually it leaves the person concentrated and satisfied.

Mom: What happened to your bed? Its been wet since this morning!
Son: Sorry mom, I was bumphing before I went to school, it helps my concentration.

by Michael Holer May 20, 2015