Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

Bailout Bum

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.

Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.

by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009

Python Bum

The fetish/magic trick of expanding/dislocating your bumhole like a python jaw, thereby suffocating /strangling /ingesting items of various sizes and textures... Mainly coarse material pillows or small humans.

Yo Johan! that girl, she was such a python bum, walked away with my cushion!

by mistercassidy May 7, 2020

Fat bum

Someone with a fat bum will sit on you and squash the banana out of you

A fat bum is someone a girl named Allison might have or a Dorthy

by Chunky Man January 15, 2020

City Bum

Wanna be thugs always at the city in their pyrex/nike/adidas/studdy clothes who sleep there and scab money off other people. Always trynna be cool and fight for likes on facebook.

Brendan: How was the city you city bum? Find a nice park bench
Olivia: Fuck off cunt, i only slept there once.

by fuckenhomo99 September 21, 2016

Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.

Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman

by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009

Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 April 16, 2012