Brown Donkey

In the midst of getting a rim-job from a girl, shit in her mouth and kick her in the throat.

"I brown donkeyed my girl so hard last night because I had diarrhea. And when I kicked her, she choked!"

by Ronald McDick December 15, 2013

brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

Brown Numbers

An instance where you metaphorically pull some figures out of your arse to needlessly quantify an argument, typically in the work place

"Let me run some brown numbers on that for you"

by anders limpar February 10, 2015

brown boy

a brown male who pulls a lot of bitches and has crazy rizz, one of a kind person and the ladies love him

that brown boy is so hot omg

by popskipskirt May 2, 2022

brown method

The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.

Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.

Evelyn: But I want to cum too.

Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.

Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?

Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)

by Muddy Melvin October 19, 2011

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

charlie brown

street name for brown colored cocaine

Do you have any snowblow sis? no, but I have some charlie brown!

by medicated kisses January 30, 2019