ass baking

The act of baking ass.

"Hey John, that was some quality ass baking last night. What's your recipe?"

by MoarKrabs January 11, 2017

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017

Shake and Bake

The act of one beating their meat while high. It is a great feeling that every stoner knows well.

A: I'm high as fuck rn
B: You should shake and bake.
A: What's that?
B: When you beat it when stoned.

by IG1879 January 6, 2020

Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.

Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.

by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

baked weed

The residue leftover in a smoked doobie. Concentrated with resin - including high concentrations of THC oil.

Bro lets bong the leftover baked weed - I'm broke as fuck

by MKChongz February 10, 2020

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020