Did you ever notice how many Asian women are good looking and then at age like 50 they get all ugly? They have Hit the Asian Wall. This goes for Russian women as well, they are hot and then they very suddenly become crooked babooska wearing trollkins.
by ZimZimZim August 3, 2012

Only the Coolest Superhero.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Ever.
He was born in Japan, in 1956, and is male, and lives in a Fishbowl.
He reponds to trouble almost instantly, appearing in a flash, and the floor is littered by goldfish. He says his slogan "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
He will attack his enemys by throwing flyers from a seafood resteraunt at them, which hypnotize his enemy into going to a fish resteraunt and ordering salmon.
Asian Fish Man,
I love you.
Woman: "Who will save me?"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
Turbonegro (2nd def): "No one bitch!"
Woman: "Noes!"
(Flash of light, followed by goldfish raining from teh sky above)
Asian Fish Man: "OH NOES YOU DON'T YOU N00B, YOU DONT DARE PK THIS FINE LADY, PREPARE FOR ASIANFISHYMAN!!@!@!@!@11111ONEONEONE!!1!!11!ELEVENONE1!!@"
by justINSECURE August 5, 2008

by bmnp December 28, 2010

A boot bitch who cares only about school marks and hits children with her broomstick when she's not impressed
Person 1: why was your mom so angry at you
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.
Person 2: she's a south Asian mother and she looked at my report card and you know what happens next.
by Killersavage68 July 18, 2017

The largest pair of cock and balls to ever exist. The juicy balls can hold over 48205610371036582837975212018485015477382018364 gallons of cum even after nutting. The ginormous cock weighs over 99999999999999999999999999999999 tons and is totally longer than yours. The boner is a devastating force and can only be controlled by and Asian man.
by CEO of sex September 17, 2019

by Squishmanchu April 12, 2006

An asian dad, frequently born of Mainland Chinese descent, that drives so intensely that it makes the anal sphincter muscles of his passengers contract upwards for the entire duration of the ride. This happens so much in the districts of North Burnaby that most people can't even shit right.
usual scenario of Asian Dad Driving:
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
"yo dad stop tailgating my ass is getting sore from all the excitement!"
"FUCK YOU"
*crash*
"wow thankfully my insurance can't go any higher sup!"
by thebrownbrothers March 6, 2007
