to snake charm

A sudden gastrointestinal movement that makes one feel discomfort when sitting down, as the contents of the intestines are trying to vacate the premises. The is not viscous like diarrhea but a one solid movement. This is to the point where a bit of the fecal matter has already begun to come out.

To experience a bowel movement that feels like the entire contents of the colon in trying to escape (in a continuous fashion).

To prairie dog it to the extreme.
That was a great meal last night but right now its trying to snake charm me.

Ummmm, will you excuse me for a second. I'm really snake charming right now.

Wow, I'm getting snake charmed right now, I'll be right back.
by Flatcat January 01, 2010
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Jelly snake

English slang(south east & west)
A long streak of ejaculate freshly deposited upon a surface. I.E your girlfriends tits, face, ass or leg. Also the dog, that melon you've had in the fridge since new years or you upon your grandmothers sowing pile.
I've just made a 20cm jelly snake on my office desk while wanking to tentacle porn!
by Xenophon7.92 July 17, 2010
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chest snakes

when a human of female anatomys boob hair grows to massive length and girth
dude...that chick had mad chest snakes
by ieatchestsnakes March 01, 2009
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Snake Mon

to be a male snake
why wont you mark my test?
your a snake mon
hey snake mon
by Boris Shvarts November 03, 2008
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snake choking

1) When a man with an extremely large penis masturbates. Usually done in public places.
2) The act of fellatio resulting in gagging or sounds similar to a duck.

3) A sexual street performance.
I walked past Margie at the market today. She was watching a Snake Choker.
She could barely believe as she Choked the Snake.
Jayson made a lot of money Snake Choking on the street today.
by Poompi December 21, 2015
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Snake queen

This type of girls are one of the most annoying girls ever, they are so dramatic it doesn’t make sense why

This girl will get inside tour head and make you tell her everything, then she will go around telling everyone about it, like she won’t just tel people she will legit scream it out loud and tell people that really doesn’t even k how you are, but hey! Now they k who you like

This kind of people will make drama about anything literally anything

One time this kinda girl started talking to me and she said she was mad at her bf because he didn’t go to school, the thing is that he was really sick and he told her he was not going to school. HE TOLD HER

and she sill got mad and made drama

She is also a really fake friend, you might me okey with her, next thing you k she is talking sht about you to other people
Honestly just don’t talk to this kind of girls
Snake Queen: guys guys, this guy told me he likes that girl

Her group of friends: oh that’s interesting

Snake girls: right I should tell everyone * yells across the room * guys this guy like that girl hihihihi

Everyone else: why are you telling us this ?

Snake queen : because I want to.
Just stay away from this girls

Snake girls are just fake and dramatic
by Waffleswashere26 November 18, 2019
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Purple snake

Damn, Sheila gave me some painful rub. Why did she have to purple snake it?
by Yumcums November 10, 2016
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