a man whose gas tank is perpetually on E, only runs from "teeth or badges," but somehow he gets away every time!! So don't ask him to run to the corner market for anything that u will need in the next 14hrs bc he is preoccupied being a racecar driver (check your local news reports for updates). U will NEVER be stuck anywhere with this guy bc surprise! he is a mechanic w more tricks up his sleeveless tee than inspector gadget. expert tea maker ("don't squeeze the tea bag"). a guy who is a no bs kinda man, the kind who will throw a firecracker between opposing parties when all they wanna do is pussyfoot before the fight. all told, this is a man u hope is on your team and not the guy against u. and god help u if u stand betw him and his gf.
Mark: Did you hear about the 5 hour stand-off between SWAT and that guy who lives on the corner?
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
Jimmy: Yeah dude, that was Eric Loftin getting the party started. I can't believe the cops didn't even find the g-ride he drove there. The cops stole his truck after they made him drive it down the mountain himself.
eric sohn is the most amazing and talented man in the world. no one loves and misses him more than jade does. i hope he is always happy. i’d do anything for him, i literally love him more than i love my mom. if he told me to kill someone (which he never would because he is so sweet and caring) i would do it in a heartbeat. anything for my energy boy. i love eric and i wish the best for him forever, and as of the day this definition was written, he has been on a hiatus for 143 days. i’ll wait for you youngjae <3 always remember jade loves you ! thank you :)
jade is eric sohn’s biggest fan
by myunghos on tiktok ! July 24, 2022
Man, I'm gonna go take nasty Eric in the men's room
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.
Don't forget to wipe your Cale.
There's nothing more hygienic than a Eric Cale.
by Whatzupbudnotsowiser June 05, 2018
Eric is an infamous resident of Ligonier PA known for his obsession with full sized wheels of cheese. He consumes a full cheese wheel daily. His width and height are the same dimension, however he doesn't let this stop him from scooting down the steps on his ass after his mother cuts open a cheese wheel package. The smell attracts him like a vampire fiending for blood. Wearing nothing other than a shirt with a large wildlife graphic, he attacks the cheese wheel in a frenzy as his parents watch with beaming pride.
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