United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb

1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.

by gabe marshall September 26, 2012

americas thunder

When you fuck everyone around you so hard it can be heard around America

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by Users8629494 May 05, 2022

the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

by Brittany Bernstein May 29, 2018

Gulf Of North America

a big gulf of water located in North America between mexico and usa commonly referred to as the gulf of Mexico or The Gulf or America by idiots by the true name is Gulf of North America for this body of water

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by 1Shot Duke January 28, 2025

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 31, 2024

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."

by Random Words & Definitions May 29, 2024

Pussy Gobbler of America

P.G.O.A. Pussy Gobbler of America , club/group formed 1978, went international 1980. Club symbol, mythical creature body of Turkey Gobbler with head of Cat. A sister organization formed 1980. The I.B.G. (I Been Gobbled). Started by men for the fulfillment and pleasure of women.

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by DirectorPGOA May 25, 2025