Alaska Native

An oppressed and favored people in the state of Alaska. Most live in small towns or villages in hovels with no plumbing and honey buckets for toilets and look like they've never been cleaned. They get priority in hiring for many companies for being a shareholder, but in actuality, few actually work and rely on the state for subsidies. Four wheelers and snow machines make up the majority of their transportation in the isolated communities. Most live in places where you cannot get in or out of the town without flying. Most of the older generation are stoic and many of the younger ones act like hoodlums. Alcohol is a deadly poison for many of them that will mess them up for life!

Alaska Native

by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013

agasel

a girl who is also known as darth vader

she owns a darth vader mask, so all of you better grab the confetti when she comes to a city near you!

"darth vader is here!" get the confetti!"

by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005

Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.

hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey

by TYCO98 May 9, 2014

Alaskan Bullworm

/V./ To eat all pussy and/or ass in sight.

"Yeah, I did the Alaskan Bullworm with my girlfriend. No part of the pussy and ass was spared

by Doug_dimmadome August 30, 2018

delta junction, alaska

The town the Alcan ends in. Great small town.

I was at the end of the Alcan in delta junction, alaska

by shootingumby July 6, 2008

Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009

Alastor Crowley

The founder of the satanist cult.

Jimmy Page bought Alastor crowley's mansion after he died, causing many people to accuse him of satanism.

by Frasernator September 24, 2006