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Drunk Tab

An imaginary tab that never gets paid, only added to when you get drunk. Add anything to it!
"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"

"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
by ae17 December 26, 2012
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Drunk Money

1. Wasting your money on things that makes you drunk. Noun
2.Putting money in any type of alcohol. Verb
1. Peep1: Hello drunk Drunk Money
Drunk Money: Who's Drunk Money here?
2. Peep2: Lemme hide my in this alcohol
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Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.
Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more
by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018
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drunk ears

When you go from normal hearing to Helen Keller after a couple drinks
Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"
by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017
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Jabba Drunk

When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.
He was so Jabba Drunk last night he couldn’t form a sentence if he wanted to!
by JenBamer April 28, 2019
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drunk train

The last train, subway, etc to leave the city after the bars and clubs have closed.
We didn't want to drive drunk so we ended up taking the drunk train home.
by draco677 May 17, 2016
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alpha drunk

A person that can drink and get home just fine
Jake is such an alpha drunk
by Billbobjimmy May 1, 2016
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