Jesse and Keturah

these people will become a great couple over time. they are destined to be with each other some day. it is a rocky start, but eventually they will both like each other. it’s also meant to be because j and k are next to each other in the alphabet. together, this couple will be much more powerful than any other couple they know. Jesse and Keturah are people who have usually known each other for quite a while or have grown up together. jesse usually has brown eyes and curly hair while keturah has blue eyes and wavy/straight hair. at this very moment, one of them likes the other right now and they will become a couple soon. i swear they will get married.
person1: “who's that powerful couple?”
person2 “oh, that’s Jesse and Keturah, the best couple.”
by peasinapod22 November 28, 2023
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Jesse Barratt

Jesse barrat is a fucking unit at your school respect him u fat cunts
He gets all the hotties
Jay said : Damm u look like a Jesse barratt
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
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Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break
Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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