yo moma jokes

Jokes, usually bad, performed by third graders.

"Yo moma is like a bowling ball: Waxed, fingered, then thrown in the gutter"

by Teksta April 20, 2005

ay yo trip

Phrase to seek attention, compare "Check this out".

ayo yo trip look at this

by ac January 31, 2004

yo yo ho super se super

A way to great a buddy or friend or school mate.

Yo yo ho super se super Max.

by Joe Shmo Smith October 6, 2006

Wassup yo bitches

A group of white kids who think their cool because they listen to rap music and they travel in a group of like 11 people and pick on smaller kids and smoke weed.

Fucking great, here come the wassup yo bitches.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 20, 2004

Get yo cake on

To make out or get action

get some

Am I bothering you? Ok, just get yo cake on.

by Elizabeth and Lydia May 6, 2008

chair yo' ass

An imperitive statement giving someone directions to sit down.

Chair yo' ass because we are about to have a long conversation on stem cell research.

by GQ December 3, 2003

jackin yo johnson

to masturbate

you must have been jackin yo johnson

by monkeymaster5 October 20, 2011