Whispering Wind

When you deem someone the scum of the internet. So you go undercover, befriend that person in real life, and one night while the troll is sleeping, you slowly crouch over their face, spread your ass cheeks, and quietly fart into the eyes of the beast. Causing an infection, permanent blindness, and the eventual removal of their eyeballs. Effectively ending the reign of terror on the internet.

Bro, I found GamerNerd246 the other day and gave him the whispering wind. He won't be bothering you anymore.

by Pregnasty May 2, 2021

Jayden wilding

Jayden has the best Jordan collection as well as his 16 inch penis that inserts many woman
his charming good look mix with his sexy personality and can clap your cheeks in fortnite

girl 1: how many girls did Jayden wilding fuk last night
girl 2: about 700 of them

by ardi katarna June 1, 2021

Magic wanding

When you, as part of answering a question or having a discussion, describe the most optimal but sometimes unlikely scenario. Typically an answer to the question “if you had a magic wand, how would you make this better”

I see tha situation you present is a challenge and it’s hard to figure out how to solve it. How about you start by magic wanding it so we know what to strive for and we’ll take it from there?

by jinthearena June 17, 2021

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

rice wind day

every friday the thirteenth you go outside and throw rice into the air

Bob “Hey did you hear it’s Rice Wind Day?”
Lily “No what’s that?”
Bob “A holiday where you throw rice in the air!”

by miniturtleman August 13, 2021

Dom Windass

A form of CBT torture in where a man has iron nails hammered into his balls and then is forced to push out a fart and if he doesn’t the nails get hammered in more.

Are you ready for your Dom Windass appointment.

by Ballsuckingpriest1337 September 1, 2021

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021