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wanker

In a literal sense, a person who masturbates, but in a more commonly used way in the United Kingdom, an idiotic person who you hate. If you call someone a wanker, you are most likely referring to the more informal use of the word and calling them a wanker, but the irony of this insult is that it's probably true in a literal way (for about 95% of people), but you hardly ever mean it that way.
Literal: That wanker won't stop wanking!
Informal: Shut up you wanker!
by Cornish surfer boy June 7, 2021
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Wanker

1 - Someone who wanks.

2 - An insult.

Bonus note: wanking is male masturbation
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wanker

A distinctly Australian term describing someone who is essentially an idiot or dropkick
What a wanker.
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Wakedream

Daydreaming, except you're doing it during the night as well. It can't be daydreaming if you're doing it during night.
I was up all night wakedreaming about a life where I could control everyone and everything.
It was a wakedream. It was born at 4 AM in the morning.
by Ana Naeshe July 4, 2021
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Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. This name is usually assigned randomly and is a great honor. The people in a “wankadonk’s” life are usually jealous of how awesome they are. They normally also have gargantuan biceps and great hair
Wow paul is such a wankadonk he’s the coolest guy I know!
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Wankadonk

A term used to define only the smartest funniest and most handsome individuals. They usually have great hair and huge biceps. The people in a wankadonk’s life are usually jealous of how awesome they are
Wow paul is so cool and he can shred the guitar and look damn fine doin it to! What a wankadonk look at those biceps!
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wanhedasvfx

Wanhedasvfx is a very sweet, talented and kind mutual. They have AMAZING edits and they’re so cool. ONE OF MY FAV MOOTS!!
Me: OMG WANHEDASVFX JUST POSTED!!
Random person: WHO IS THAT?!?

Me: A VERY TALENTED AMAZING MOOT!!
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