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Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.
John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.
Weed-midget by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

China weed 

China weed is the term for shit weed. It gets you high but there's absolutely no flavor, taste like shit etc.
I can get some China weed for cheap
China weed by BlckDynamite May 6, 2011

weed eating 

giving oral sex to a girl with a hairy vagina.
dude 1: " Dude i was fucking weed eating a chick last night"

dude 2: " I can see that, the hairs are all in your teeth."
weed eating by david hamilton April 6, 2007

weed pockets 

a pocket, usually homemade, where dealers and buyers of weed stash their shit. it can usually be found on the inside of a mans boxers.
the fuzz: wheres your shit, bitch, WHERE!!

you: its in my fuckin weed pocket, penis hole
weed pockets by Balls McCgee March 17, 2005

santa claus weed 

weed that comes from your parents
I was snooping around looking for hidden christmas presents one year, and it turned out the christmas presents were hidden in the same place as my parents' stash. thanks mom and dad. I mean... Santa.
Thank you for this gift of santa claus weed
santa claus weed by al the yak February 26, 2009
A phrase that is uttered in jest to make fun of the perception that people in the gamer community have of being oppressed.