turtleophagus

this is what we call brayden when he doesn’t answer the fantastic izabella jorja bishop

dw braydens just being a turtleophagus

by dickalophagus May 18, 2020

turtleshorts

the best skater to ever walk the planet

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that

by turtleshorts June 10, 2020

Turtle

Fucking slow pieces of flesh that use my plastic straws

Me:Fuck turtles!

by Spring time July 7, 2020

Turtle Bay Boy

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile

“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”

by Etrap July 26, 2020

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020

Turtleduckin

When a hard on suddenly retreats and calls it a night ...like a turtle ducking its head back into its shell, not to be seen for the rest of the evening.

I guess willie has gone on strike because the S.O.B has PULLED a turtleduckin . Like elvis has left the building.

by DR.S Moostie February 16, 2021

Turtles on the Beach

A code word used in Las Vegas’s hotel and casino industry to make other men aware that multiple woman are in the area.

“ Turtles on the beach. I repeat. We have turtles on the beach gentleman”

“10-4. We are on the way up”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021