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The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.
Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."
The Bromidas Touch by Slerotin October 31, 2015
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the nathan touch 

an incurable social disease which leads to small dick syndrome
"omg I just got the Nathan touch i'am socially dead"
the nathan touch by vodka0800 December 2, 2015

The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
The Casper Touch by Deadiac June 26, 2016

Two wings touching

Two penis, one hole.
Sheila is a double nasty one. Last night she asked Blake and I for Two Wings Touching!
Two wings touching by WYO_10 August 6, 2017

The Eugene touch 

This is the opposite of the Midas touch. The eugene touch it a common finance term to describe when a person gets involved in the same investment at you and that investment gets ruined.
Hey did you hear that Joe owns a bunch of ETH now. He says its going to 5k, but the Joe has the Eugene touch so it will most likely be investigated by the government and go to Zero.

My Deuce Touch 

People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!

National don’t touch me day 

Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day do t put your hands on me or we gone have to scrap
Tomorrow is national don’t touch me day watch out bro