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skoogle toots

1. The male version of a "qweef". 2. The male equivalent to skittle tits
1. Jason skoogle tooted in her face right before he came.

2. He hates on her skittle tits, but he should spend some time working on his own skoogle toots.
by MannaDing February 8, 2017
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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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squimish toots

I drilled Lauren in the ass the other night and she had squimish toots later on
by Texas2step July 21, 2017
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Urban Tootsie

Man with female assets (tits and ass) who live in urban neighborhoods dresses and lives as a woman.
Damn! That urban tootsie was from the hood?! Man, that gurl got a big booty!
by jrqix August 19, 2017
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Dookie Tooshie

Queen (or King) of the Clan Tooshie. Mother (or Father) of trouser-dragons. Chain-er of the stain-poopie to the bed throne. Dookiest of the Dookies - Tooshiest of the Tooshies - Mookiest of the Mookies - and Cooookiest of the Coooookies.

aka: Toosh Patrol; Tooshzilla; Dookie Dook of the Tooshie Toosh; Poopie Poop of the Poopie Poop; Dook-gina with the Poos-so-Shine-a; Little Boobie Nigga; Poop; Boob; Poop-to-da-Poop-Poop; Toosh-to-da-Dook-Dook; "ET CETERA!!!"
(1) I've missed you very much so, Dookie Tooshie.
(2)Little Dookie Tooshie - short and stout - you have a little nugget - that's about to sprout!
by mo0nman321 August 21, 2017
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- Remove someone from doing something
- dismiss someone
- force someone to drop something.
to toss someone off something:
And I don't care who the judge is,
they'll toss the clinic off the case
and your friend Oscar won't get a dime.
by Mrabcdefkad August 22, 2017
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Inquisitive Toots

Farts that end with an inflection at the end, such that they sound like a question is being asked.
That Mexican food did not agree with me. I've been having inquisitive toots all morning.
by Tootgirl August 31, 2017
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