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Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.
Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.
by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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alin and tim

you guys are the perfect alin and tim
by BeastMaster69 420 August 6, 2018
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Tim

my Dad looks like a Tim (big sexy black Africano)
by Tim'sBlckballs January 26, 2022
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Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.
Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!
by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021
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TIM

Stands for: the Instagram model
Also refers to a person who has had many plastic surgery procedures
~Mrs. _____ is a TIM
by AlishaNumbry February 9, 2019
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tim shim

Tim shim is a person with a big butthole
Tim shim likes to put sausages in his butt
by Dr sexiness October 20, 2019
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